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	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	16.00	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length, in	7.99	8.23	8.50	8.74	9.02	9.25	9.49	9.72	9.96
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Lightweight and smooth, this classic crew tee carries a witty, retro-style print that starts conversations. The artwork — a hand tapping “subscribe” on a smartphone with the line “THE MACHINES DIDN’T RISE / WE SUBSCRIBED” — blends vintage illustration tones with modern satire. It sits cleanly on the chest, letting the message read bold without shouting. Wear it to indie meetups, podcast nights, or casual city walks when you want to nod at tech culture with a grin. The soft ring-spun cotton and tear-away label keep it comfy through long days and late-night hangouts.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd²).
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams—for a smooth, waste-reducing finish.
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching.
- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfort and safety.
- Durable Direct-to-Garment (DTG) front print with optional DTF sleeve or neck label printing.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors