Escalated Quickly

Escalated Quickly

XS / Dark Heather
$31.99
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Escalated Quickly

Escalated Quickly

$31.99
Size
Color
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
This soft, lightweight tee carries a wink of nostalgia and a dry sense of humor — a casual wardrobe staple that speaks to people who grew up bridging analog and digital worlds. The front print traces familiar tech milestones with retro colors and bold type, then lands on a deadpan line that reads like a knowing punchline. Wear it on lazy weekends, at family reunions, or while swapping stories about dial-up, flip phones, and the first internet memes. It sits comfortably under a flannel or on its own, pairing easily with jeans, cargo shorts, or your go-to hoodie.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and resist stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification for comfort and safety
- Prints applied with DTG/DTF methods; sleeve and neck prints use Direct-to-Film for crisp detail

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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